NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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