Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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