brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i came on her dog
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
