if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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