We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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