If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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