I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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