How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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