i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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