Having a random hookup so left but love u
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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