why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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