Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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