South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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