My brain says no but my pants say off.
babies were throwing up all over the place
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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