D3 body, D1 cock
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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