i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You ruined the universe
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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