Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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