Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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