I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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