Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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