I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
What a dumb baby whore.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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