dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
