I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i just had sex bonerless
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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