just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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