yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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