wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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