I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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