Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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