So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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