Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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