yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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