aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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