its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You made out with two different species that night
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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