Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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