My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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