i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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