The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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