my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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