He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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