Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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