Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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