i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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