It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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