Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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