she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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