there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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