I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The uberlube is also flammable
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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