I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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