he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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