Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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