New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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