Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I am available for nakedness
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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