I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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