yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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